I Must Be Really Hot!

According to some recent research mentioned on early morning TV yesterday, it appears as though average looking blokes think they are better looking than they are whilst good looking chaps really don’t think that they are that good looking at all. In a related piece of information. researchers at the University of Texas have concluded that attractive males have a tendency to underestimate a female’s interest in them.

Given that every morning I get up and look in the mirror and think “MEH”⁽⁽¹⁾⁾ and as far as I can see, all I notice in hot babes around me is absolute indifference, on the strength of it I must be really, really hot!

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Nah!

1. more like MEEEEEEH! [↩]