There will be changes here (it is, after all, a static page with dynamic content). Besides, I am not 100% absolutely certain what I am doing on this page yet 
Total number of posts in Thomo’s Hole = 382
Total number of comments = 237
Total Number of Categories =
Total Numbers of Comments per Post (average) = 0.62
The Age of Thomo’s Hole = 14016 days (but this is not necessarily correct as I think I have a phantom post to deal with
Average Number of Posts per Day = 0.03
Average Number of Comments per Day = 0.02
Akismet SPAM Count 30178 SPAM comments intercepted and deleted
Average Number of SPAMs per day = 2.15
Total Number of Words in Thomo’s Hole Posts = 198536
Average Number of Words per Post = 519.73
Average Number of Words per Day = 14.16
Total number of characters in all posts (spaces, line breaks etc not counted) = 1187837
Average number of characters per post (or, is Thomo using too many big words) = 3109.52
Average Number of Characters typed per day = 84.75
