I surrender – Facebook wins for idiocy. I cannot register “thomo.the.lost” as a Facebook username as Facebook thinks it might be a naughty word … or at least the “homo” in “thomo” might be naughty.
So, I have registered the username “thommo.the.lost” instead. I could say that it was in honour of those of my friends who type my nickname as “thommo” but it was not – it was just Facebook.
So, if you want to check my Facebook (and goodness knows why you’d bother, here is much more interesting), I’m now at “facebook.com/thommo.the.lost”. Mark Zucker-thing-a-me-bob may have made a motza setting it all up but you’d think he could afford a couple of bucks extra for some half decent programmers.